The idiots, the jerks and the asshole...

It happens so very not often that I am resolute enough to wake up in the early morn' so that I could go to work early. I took home my laptop this weekend so that I could watch the second season of 'Lost' at home. Then I realized that on Monday it would be such a drag (literally) to carry it back to work. So I decided to wake up early to get a head start to the throngs of people that would ride the LRT. Just when I decided to be early, the other half of the working population also decided to be early. So here I was in a train full of people with idiots, jerks and an asshole.

The train was so full that people are really crammed to each other almost face to face. Imagine my horror and disgust when a guy on my left (probably a construction worker from the looks of his clothes, unkempt nails and bulky bag) just yawned and I mean YAWNED. Haven't this people ever heard of ethics? On a situation such as this one you do not yawn like all that. I could see his tonsils from my vantage point and it ain't a pretty sight. Good thing he did brush his teeth no noxious vapors or odors did come leaking out from the very untimely yawn. And people, remember this, yawning in public is contagious. So in a crowded (and I mean crowded!) place, please cover your mouth when you yawn. It's hard to turn one's head away only to be greeted by another gaping orifice! Another idiot I encountered relatively often, are the women who can't seem to get into the women's part of the train. There are times when a woman would get into the part of the train that is coed and would then complain that someone was groping her...well hellllloooo. You made that decision yourself girl, deal with it! Sheesh! Idiots!

Then there are those people who have fun tormenting other people. These are the people who no matter how far they are from the hand rail, they would still cling to it. No matter if their arm is pressed against your face and his sweat is mingling with yours. So you tend to turn your head this way and that so that the guy would notice that it is seriously bothering you that his arm skin is in contact with your face skin, and seriously, you ain't sure what type of germs, bacteria, and fungi might be lurking around his dermal highways. I don't know if they are just oblivious to the fact that they are bothering other people no matter how obvious that person shows his/her annoyance or are they really just jerks. I say the latter!

Lastly the assholes...they are the types who complains about anything and everything. Thinking they are so high and mighty and that no person is worthy enough to stand beside him/her let alone have skin-to-skin contact! They are those that think that everyone else is so callous and that other people do not care for the feelings of others. They oftentimes, call other people idiots and jerks. Be on the lookout for these people for they are crazier than normal and more rabid than the idiots or the jerks. So are you an idiot, a jerk or an asshole? Personally...I think I'm an ....(pun intended)

Got Milk? .... Ooohhh

Whenever I am brushing my teeth in the rest room and my straight officemates are there with me, it is always brought up in the conversation the fact that I am gay. They would ask me silly (and embarrassing) questions which I scarcely answer straight faced. One such question is 'What does a gay person get from getting backstabbed? (hihihi) ' I answered that the action actually triggers a physical stimulation that eventually lead to release. This is called 'milking the prostate'. Known only to some (since this is mostly a medical term), some people are oblivious to the fact that such occurrence does exist. Prostate milking, also known as prostate massage, is the stimulation of the prostate gland usually done for medical (most commonly used term is massage) or for sexual purposes (thus the milking term).

The prostate gland is an integral part of the male sexual response. Located adjacent to the rectum, most seminal fluid are gathered here and released after significant stimuli has been applied. Albeit, prostate massaging was first used to alleviate symptoms of patients with chronic prostatitis, people have since found other ways to exploit this method for other, hmmm..., ways.
If you have watched the movie 'Road Trip', you'll this as a part of its comic ingredient.

So there you have it folks, so people read up and please...don't make me answer any more embarrassing questions...